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TESTED BY EUROFINS, EVERY FLAVOUR

CREATINE GUMMIES

THAT ACTUALLY CONTAIN CREATINE

Independent labs found that 4 of 6 best-selling creatine gummies on Amazon contained almost zero creatine. Cunnies is tested by Eurofins on every flavour. The dose on the label is the dose in the gummy.

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TESTED BY EUROFINS, EVERY FLAVOUR

THE CREATINE
GUMMY THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINS CREATINE

Independent labs found that 4 of 6 best-selling creatine gummies on Amazon contained almost zero creatine. Cunnies is tested by Eurofins on every flavour. The dose on the label is the dose in the gummy.

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A smiling woman in pink athletic wear holds up two pouches of Creatine Infused Gummies.

THE REASON CUNNIES EXISTS

In 2024 and 2025, independent labs tested the creatine gummy category.

HERE IS WHAT THEY FOUND

In 2024 and 2025, independent labs tested the creatine gummy category.

Here is what they found.

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These are not Cunnies marketing claims. These are three independent investigations. They are the reason most creatine gummies on shelf do nothing for you. They are also the reason Cunnies exists.

The Chemistry Problem

Why Most Creatine Gummies Fail The Lab Test.

It is not just bad brands cutting corners. It is a chemistry problem the entire category has not solved.

500+ Studies Peer-reviewed research
5G Per Serving The clinical dose
Eurofins Tested Every single batch
01 / Why It Fails

Why Creatine Breaks Down

Creatine degrades in water, acid and heat.

The molecule converts to creatinine, an inactive byproduct, when conditions are wrong. Creatine in a sealed bag of powder is highly stable.

Creatine in a gummy is not, unless the formulation actively protects it.

The Degradation Problem

The Degradation Problem

02 / How It Fails

Why The Standard Process Fails

Gummies are made by dissolving ingredients in heated water with acid.

That is the exact set of conditions that degrades creatine. The standard gummy process is the inverse of how you would design a creatine product if you were starting from chemistry first.

Most gummy contract manufacturers are confectionery factories, not pharmaceutical-grade supplement makers. They are optimised for taste and shelf life, not for keeping creatine intact through manufacture.

Dose Comparison

100× the dose of Amazon's best sellers

03 / How We Fixed It

What We Do Differently

Cunnies is built around three things the category does not do.

  • Formulation built around creatine survival. The gummy is engineered to protect the creatine through manufacture, not just to taste like candy.
  • Eurofins testing on every flavour. The same independent lab that exposed Ovrload, Push and Supplmnt.
  • The dose printed on the front. No proprietary blends. No "creatine complex". Australian-owned.
What You See On The Bag

What You See On The Bag

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The Creatine That Actually Works.

5g clinical dose. Eurofins tested. Backed by 500+ studies.

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The Eurofins Receipts

Here Are The Latest Ones.

Eurofins tested every flavour in May 2026. Each gummy measured above its 1.25 g label. Every report is on our Lab Results page. Eurofins is the same independent lab that exposed Ovrload, Push and Supplmnt for underdosing.

Certificates of Analysis

Eurofins · issued 6 May 2026 · one per flavour

FlavourCreatine per gummy · label 1.25 g
Sour Peach1.44 g
Blue Raspberry1.42 g
Green Apple1.41 g
Sour Watermelon1.39 g
Pink Lemonade1.39 g
Strawberry1.36 g
View all six reports
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Dose Verified

1.36 to 1.44 g creatine per gummy across six flavours, against a 1.25 g label. Measured by Eurofins, May 2026.

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Check It Yourself

All six certificates are on our Lab Results page, one for every flavour.

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Australian-Owned

A Gold Coast brand. Made in the USA at a creatine-gummy specialist facility.

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You either know, or you don't know, and I'm not sure which scenario is worse. Because you either knowingly are selling sweets with insane markups, or you don't know, and you've not done the due diligence necessary on your manufacturers.

James Smith, on the creatine gummy category, 2025

FROM THE FOUNDER

Why We Built CUNNIES

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Common Questions

The Objections, Answered.

We answered the real concerns: bulking, water retention, kidneys, long-term safety. If your question isn't here, our team will answer it personally.

No More Excuses. Get My First Bag.
Creatine pulls water into your muscle cells, not under your skin. It does not make you puffy. It makes you stronger. The bloating myth comes from old loading protocols, which we do not recommend.
No. The 20g loading phase is optional and most people do not need it. A daily 5g dose saturates your muscles within 3 to 4 weeks. Cunnies is built for daily 5g.
Creatine is the single most-studied supplement on the market. Over 500 peer-reviewed studies show it is safe at recommended doses for healthy adults, including for long-term daily use.
No published study on healthy adults has shown creatine to cause kidney damage at recommended doses. The myth comes from a single 1998 case report that was later debunked.
You can. Powder is cheaper per serve. The reason gummies exist is consistency. The most-cited reason people stop taking creatine is "I keep forgetting" or "I hate the texture". Four gummies a day removes both.
Send the bag back. We refund you in full within 30 days, no questions asked.

REAL BUYERS

1,200+ five-star reviews.
Here are three.

Mia

Melbourne

✓ VERIFIED PURCHASE

"Switched from powder after 6 years. Have not missed a day in 4 months. The dose is the only thing I checked before buying and it lines up with the COA."

Tom

Sydney

✓ VERIFIED PURCHASE

"Stopped lifting at 41. Started again at 47. The single biggest change was taking creatine daily. Cunnies is the first one I have stuck with."

Jess L

SDA

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"I am a sports dietitian. I recommend creatine monohydrate to most of my female clients. Cunnies is the only gummy on the market I will actually recommend because the dose is real."

Let's Break It Down

See The Science For Yourself.

5g of creatine monohydrate in four gummies. No powder, no mixing, no excuses. Here's what happened when they actually stayed consistent.

The Comparison

Cunnies vs Everything Else

 
 
 
 
Cunnies Gummies
Generic
Powder
Other
Gummies
Creatine per serve
5g
Often
1 to 1.5g
Form
1 scoop
in water
1 to 4
gummies
Tested by Eurofins,
every flavour
Rarely
✗
COA published
Sometimes
✗
Australian-owned
✓
Rarely
Forced subscription
✓
Often
Cost per day
~$0.50
$1 to $3

Yes, powder is cheaper per gram. The tub in your cupboard is not. It's zero.

The Offer

Choose Your 3 Bags, Get Your Best Results.

Three bags, 90 daily serves of clinical-dose creatine. Enough to take it every day through the full 90-day window where the best results show. Free shipping included.

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