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TESTED BY EUROFINS, EVERY FLAVOUR
CREATINE GUMMIES
THAT ACTUALLY CONTAIN CREATINE
Independent labs found that 4 of 6 best-selling creatine gummies on Amazon contained almost zero creatine. Cunnies is tested by Eurofins on every flavour. The dose on the label is the dose in the gummy.
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TESTED BY EUROFINS, EVERY FLAVOUR
THE CREATINE
GUMMY THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINS CREATINE
Independent labs found that 4 of 6 best-selling creatine gummies on Amazon contained almost zero creatine. Cunnies is tested by Eurofins on every flavour. The dose on the label is the dose in the gummy.
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THE REASON CUNNIES EXISTS
In 2024 and 2025, independent labs tested the creatine gummy category.
HERE IS WHAT THEY FOUND
In 2024 and 2025, independent labs tested the creatine gummy category.
Here is what they found.
These are not Cunnies marketing claims. These are three independent investigations. They are the reason most creatine gummies on shelf do nothing for you. They are also the reason Cunnies exists.
The Chemistry Problem
Why Most Creatine Gummies Fail The Lab Test.
It is not just bad brands cutting corners. It is a chemistry problem the entire category has not solved.
Why Creatine Breaks Down
Creatine degrades in water, acid and heat.
The molecule converts to creatinine, an inactive byproduct, when conditions are wrong. Creatine in a sealed bag of powder is highly stable.
Creatine in a gummy is not, unless the formulation actively protects it.
The Degradation Problem
Why The Standard Process Fails
Gummies are made by dissolving ingredients in heated water with acid.
That is the exact set of conditions that degrades creatine. The standard gummy process is the inverse of how you would design a creatine product if you were starting from chemistry first.
Most gummy contract manufacturers are confectionery factories, not pharmaceutical-grade supplement makers. They are optimised for taste and shelf life, not for keeping creatine intact through manufacture.
100× the dose of Amazon's best sellers
What We Do Differently
Cunnies is built around three things the category does not do.
- Formulation built around creatine survival. The gummy is engineered to protect the creatine through manufacture, not just to taste like candy.
- Eurofins testing on every flavour. The same independent lab that exposed Ovrload, Push and Supplmnt.
- The dose printed on the front. No proprietary blends. No "creatine complex". Australian-owned.
What You See On The Bag
The Creatine That Actually Works.
5g clinical dose. Eurofins tested. Backed by 500+ studies.
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The Eurofins Receipts
Here Are The Latest Ones.
Eurofins tested every flavour in May 2026. Each gummy measured above its 1.25 g label. Every report is on our Lab Results page. Eurofins is the same independent lab that exposed Ovrload, Push and Supplmnt for underdosing.
Certificates of Analysis
Eurofins · issued 6 May 2026 · one per flavour
| Flavour | Creatine per gummy · label 1.25 g |
|---|---|
| Sour Peach | 1.44 g |
| Blue Raspberry | 1.42 g |
| Green Apple | 1.41 g |
| Sour Watermelon | 1.39 g |
| Pink Lemonade | 1.39 g |
| Strawberry | 1.36 g |
1.36 to 1.44 g creatine per gummy across six flavours, against a 1.25 g label. Measured by Eurofins, May 2026.
All six certificates are on our Lab Results page, one for every flavour.
A Gold Coast brand. Made in the USA at a creatine-gummy specialist facility.
You either know, or you don't know, and I'm not sure which scenario is worse. Because you either knowingly are selling sweets with insane markups, or you don't know, and you've not done the due diligence necessary on your manufacturers.
FROM THE FOUNDER
Why We Built CUNNIES
Common Questions
The Objections, Answered.
We answered the real concerns: bulking, water retention, kidneys, long-term safety. If your question isn't here, our team will answer it personally.
No More Excuses. Get My First Bag.REAL BUYERS
1,200+ five-star reviews.
Here are three.

Mia
Melbourne
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"Switched from powder after 6 years. Have not missed a day in 4 months. The dose is the only thing I checked before buying and it lines up with the COA."

Tom
Sydney
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"Stopped lifting at 41. Started again at 47. The single biggest change was taking creatine daily. Cunnies is the first one I have stuck with."

Jess L
SDA
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"I am a sports dietitian. I recommend creatine monohydrate to most of my female clients. Cunnies is the only gummy on the market I will actually recommend because the dose is real."
Let's Break It Down
See The Science For Yourself.
5g of creatine monohydrate in four gummies. No powder, no mixing, no excuses. Here's what happened when they actually stayed consistent.
The Comparison
Cunnies vs Everything Else
Powder
Gummies
1 to 1.5g
in water
gummies
every flavour
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Yes, powder is cheaper per gram. The tub in your cupboard is not. It's zero.
The Offer
Choose Your 3 Bags, Get Your Best Results.
Three bags, 90 daily serves of clinical-dose creatine. Enough to take it every day through the full 90-day window where the best results show. Free shipping included.
3 Bags.
90 Daily Serves Of Clinical-Dose Creatine.
Single Bag: $64.95
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